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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee feels like an old favorite from the first wear. The heavyweight ring-spun cotton drapes with lived-in softness and holds its shape through wash after wash. Tubular construction keeps the sides clean and simple, while double-needle stitching at all seams adds quiet durability you can count on. Wear it layered under a flannel for cool evenings, or alone when you want something steady and uncomplicated in your rotation. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it’s the kind of everyday shirt that quietly anchors outfits and routines.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort and softness
- Garment-dyed after construction for a rich, worn-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitched seams for clean lines and durability
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, offered in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean